Zane
Spiderman fell on his bum and penis on the ice and he hurt his bum and penis. And now he can’t pee or poop for a week!
BobbyJo is an imaginary friend around our house. Zane told me that "BobbyJo is a storyteller and he lives in my toes."
Zane has a very particular kiss routine which consists of kissing both eyes, nose, mouth and both ears. One night when I kissed him on the head and cheek he told me that I kissed him in the wrong place. After kissing him Zane always gives us the kisses back so we can keep them safe. Apparently kisses are stored in the nose.
One night talking about babies Zane said, " Mom has the babies because she has the right kind of penis."
"Boys and girls have more fun than God."
While watching Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, Mickey asks if they want to come into the clubhouse. Zane said to Mickey, "No, I can't get inside the TV. I will break the glass."
While at their cousins' house Max and Zane were introduced to the game Life. Now they love to play it at home and Zane is always very anxious, wondering when he will finally get married. One day while playing he said he wanted to buy the biggest house so it would fit all the kids he was going to have.
James sat down on the coach with the Book of Mormon waiting for the boys to finish brushing their teeth. It was raining and I started singing "It's raining, it's pouring, the old man is snoring. " Zane said, "No, the old man is reading scriptures."
I said to Zane, "should we have chocolate muffins for lunch? He gave me a huge hug and said, "Mom, you are a genius!"
Max
In the Sunday morning prayer before church Max prayed, "please bless the sacrament to be good."
"Can we have breakfast and start school? I am hungry and learny."
Max pointed to his chest and said, "I have a love tank. My food tank connects to my bum. My drink tank connects to my penis. My love stays!"
Max (8/2012)
While hiking around Silver Lake Max stopped and said, "Mosquitoes will get you so...NEVER DO ANYTHING!" So stinking cute. This has become a regular saying in our house; for anything bad that "might" happen we say, "NEVER DO ANYTHING."
Max started using a 1-2-3 system to rate how he felt about things. One day when we asked him how much fun he had, 1, 2 or 3. He said 5, then when asked how tired he was, he said 10!
While walking somewhere, holding my hand, Max said, "Stay with me and do what I say or you could get lost and then I wouldn't have a mommy and that would make me sad."
Max sweet talked me into tears when he said, "You are beautiful. You have a beautiful voice when you sing songs and tell stories and talk to me. It goes to my heart and makes me love you."
After a particularly tense day with Max, he came to me with his most loved stuffed puppy and said, "Scruffy is a most beautiful pup in the world. Sometimes he is naughty but you love him even when he is naughty. I'm going to bed now."
After waking up from a bad dream, Max told us that his puppy tried to kill him and then asked, "Where will sleep when we die and go to heaven?"
While putting Max to bed he said to me, "Help me be to sleep and not be cold." I asked, "Are you cold?" He said, "No, Lonely. You keep me warm."
"Mom, Jesus was bath-tized."
Mom, You have two giant nipples. It's like a sack of potatoes."
Maury
Uncle Maury came into town and stayed with us. At bedtime the boys begged him to read them a story, which to their excitement, he did, After finishing the story and sending them off to bed, I thanked him for humoring them. To which Maury replied, "Reading them a story was the most important thing I did all day."
While hiking around Silver Lake Max stopped and said, "Mosquitoes will get you so...NEVER DO ANYTHING!" So stinking cute. This has become a regular saying in our house; for anything bad that "might" happen we say, "NEVER DO ANYTHING."
Max started using a 1-2-3 system to rate how he felt about things. One day when we asked him how much fun he had, 1, 2 or 3. He said 5, then when asked how tired he was, he said 10!
While walking somewhere, holding my hand, Max said, "Stay with me and do what I say or you could get lost and then I wouldn't have a mommy and that would make me sad."
Max sweet talked me into tears when he said, "You are beautiful. You have a beautiful voice when you sing songs and tell stories and talk to me. It goes to my heart and makes me love you."
After a particularly tense day with Max, he came to me with his most loved stuffed puppy and said, "Scruffy is a most beautiful pup in the world. Sometimes he is naughty but you love him even when he is naughty. I'm going to bed now."
After waking up from a bad dream, Max told us that his puppy tried to kill him and then asked, "Where will sleep when we die and go to heaven?"
While putting Max to bed he said to me, "Help me be to sleep and not be cold." I asked, "Are you cold?" He said, "No, Lonely. You keep me warm."
"Mom, Jesus was bath-tized."
Mom, You have two giant nipples. It's like a sack of potatoes."
James
When Grandma Fullmer came home from her mission for a few days James jokingly told the boys that "Grandma is taking an intermission."Maury
Uncle Maury came into town and stayed with us. At bedtime the boys begged him to read them a story, which to their excitement, he did, After finishing the story and sending them off to bed, I thanked him for humoring them. To which Maury replied, "Reading them a story was the most important thing I did all day."
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Oh, Zane! I think he's said penis more in his few years than LeRoy has said in his whole life. Own it and be proud buddy!
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